person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ
the academic term officially starts next week and i reallllly hope i don’t have 2 sometimes 3 breakdowns a day for 2 months straight like happened last term ugh
sweet dreams are made of bees, who am i to diss a bee, travel the world with the seven bees, everybodys looking for……….bees
"do it for the vine" stephanie and jason chant as dick flips off the wayne enterprises building
i can’t believe there are people who think PETER CAPALDI is the hottest dude on the musketeers i can’t fucking believ
hotter than santiago and howard
are you sure
everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin